Why God never received tenure at any university


  1. He had only one major publication
  2. It was in Hebrew
  3. It had no references
  4. It wasn't published in a referred journal
  5. Some doubt He wrote it Himself
  6. He may have created the world, but what has He done since?
  7. The scientific community can't replicate His results
  8. He never got permission from the ethics board to use human subjects
  9. When one experiment went awry, He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects
  10. He rarely came to class and just told students "read The Book"
  11. Some say He had His Son teach the class
  12. His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountaintop
  13. Although there were only ten requirements, most students fail
  14. Although most students fail to meet the class demands, everyone gets to pass with flawless scores
  15. He refuses to tell anyone when the class actually ends